Seen On Quora - Flight Attendant Funny Announcement
User Derek Schatz on Quora shared his favorite quote from a flight attendant, and I must thank him for the laugh:
(as the plane has just arrived at the gate and people started standing up while the seatbelt light was still on)
"We need some help cleaning the lavatories, please stand up if you can pitch in."
Boy did people sit down fast.
From: What are the funniest things Southwest flight attendants have said? - Quora.